Wednesday, June 14, 2006
How to stop hating Apple for making such good products
Hey all you Apple haters out there, here's a step by step guide for getting over your irrational anger at Apple for making such good products:
1) Recognize that Apple's products are better than whatever you're using. You've already acknowledged this to yourself on various occasions, now put all that knowledge in one place.
2) Realize that you could be using Apple's products if you wanted to. Stop making up phony reasons for why you shouldn't or can't; in reality there aren't any such reasons.
3) Keep reading Step 1 and Step 2 until you finally figure out what Step 3 is. (hint: it involves you making a trip to the store)
Hey all you Apple haters out there, here's a step by step guide for getting over your irrational anger at Apple for making such good products:
1) Recognize that Apple's products are better than whatever you're using. You've already acknowledged this to yourself on various occasions, now put all that knowledge in one place.
2) Realize that you could be using Apple's products if you wanted to. Stop making up phony reasons for why you shouldn't or can't; in reality there aren't any such reasons.
3) Keep reading Step 1 and Step 2 until you finally figure out what Step 3 is. (hint: it involves you making a trip to the store)
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