Tuesday, July 01, 2003
Top ten Apple headlines you don't want to read
If you're suffering from the post-WWDC blues, just be glad that these weren't the headlines coming out of Cupertino last week:
1. "Impressed by Mozilla Firebird, Apple cancels Safari"
2. "MacOS X 10.4 to be marketed under the name 'Kitty-cat'"
3. "Jobs admits he bribed Adobe, Luxology reps with free iPod engraving"
4. "New Apple Board Member: Martha Stewart"
5. "Steve changes mind, wants Keynote presentation software all to himself again"
6. "Red phone at Apple Store Genius Bar now to be answered by former Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev"
7. "Just like real movie theaters, Apple Store theaters to sell $5 sodas and $8 popcorn"
8. "iMovie 4.0 to automatically create 'This is Your Life' segment in background while iSight is connected"
9. "New Apple 'Store Within a Store' retail partner: Dairy Queen"
10. "G6 already delayed"
If you're suffering from the post-WWDC blues, just be glad that these weren't the headlines coming out of Cupertino last week:
1. "Impressed by Mozilla Firebird, Apple cancels Safari"
2. "MacOS X 10.4 to be marketed under the name 'Kitty-cat'"
3. "Jobs admits he bribed Adobe, Luxology reps with free iPod engraving"
4. "New Apple Board Member: Martha Stewart"
5. "Steve changes mind, wants Keynote presentation software all to himself again"
6. "Red phone at Apple Store Genius Bar now to be answered by former Soviet Premier Mikhail Gorbachev"
7. "Just like real movie theaters, Apple Store theaters to sell $5 sodas and $8 popcorn"
8. "iMovie 4.0 to automatically create 'This is Your Life' segment in background while iSight is connected"
9. "New Apple 'Store Within a Store' retail partner: Dairy Queen"
10. "G6 already delayed"
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